Jokes in the classroom are important, you can read more about it from our earlier post here. Try these fun jokes in your classroom and let us know how they go!
Why was 7 afraid of 8?
Because 7, 8 (ate), 9!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half of a worm in your apple!
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
Which teachers have the greenest thumbs?
The Kinder GARDEN teachers
Why was the geometry class always so tired?
Because they were all out of shape
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the school dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
What is a cat’s favorite color?
What did the teacher do when she got to the beach?
She tested the water
What vegetables do librarians like?
You’re walking through my doors for the start of the school year soon. You’re not the same kid you were a few months ago when you left for summer break. You’re bigger, stronger, and smarter.
I know you may feel so small and not ready to be in this classroom, but let me tell you- you are needed here. You have a place, a desk, a seat in here. And you are more than ready to start this school year in this classroom.
This year you’ll make new friends, meet new teachers, and explore the walls of not only our classroom but our school. You are here to make your mark and take up space, and I cannot wait to see how your school year unfolds!
I am excited to meet you and get to know you and your heart. I cannot wait to learn more about you, what your favorites are, and how your mind learns.
This school year we’ll not only build a classroom, but we’ll also build a family. And you are an important part of our classroom family.
I can’t wait to see you.
Your Teacher ❤️